WordsByNicole

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

this-is-a-ghost-blog-now asked:

Hey there I'm new and I love to see proud Hufflepuffs like you. I am personally a Ravenclaw and my sister is a Hufflepuff and she's really upset she got it as her house. I was wondering if you could help me show her how great of a house it is 'cause she won't listen to me. Thanks ^.^

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WARNING: LONG HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE BRAGGING AHEAD

Aw no! I hate when this happens to Hufflepuffs :(

I am so proud to be a Hufflepuff because we are loyal and compassionate, and that shows that Hufflepuffs are strong as hell! We are fierce when we need to be, but we can also be gentle and understanding. I think being compassionate makes us more open to other people, no matter what society tells us we should think about them. 

Of course, when people see our compassionate side, they give us a lot of shit. People have treated me like their servant because my nice side, but I was able to get through it unscathed. The reason? I understand where those people come from. I understand that something might be going on in their lives that they need to take out on me because it was easier to do it on me. But also, my loyalty stretches from loyalty to others all the way to loyalty to myself. I don’t let myself get pushed around just because I’m nice. It’s a great balance to have.

Also, we have Cedric, Tonks, AND Newt on our side! All three of them are as fierce as people come, but also have a side to them that other people may see and not understand. Take Newt, for example. He loves and understands beasts, but other people don’t understand why. THAT’S ANOTHER POINT! Hufflepuffs are able to see the good side to other people that others can’t see!

All Hufflepuffs out there feeling like you are less important to the world than others, remember that you are the best kind of person! Hufflepuffs are amazing!

Oh, and just some quick things:

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THE QUEEN AND ULTIMATE CINNAMON ROLL™ THEMSELVES ARE CHEERING US ON!

hobigotthatpower
factsinallcaps

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

derinthemadscientist

This makes a lot more sense

chelseaperetti
nancywheeller

You have to think like an American. You’ll feel so homesick that you’ll want to die, and there’s nothing you can do about it apart from endure it. But you will, and it won’t kill you. And one day the sun will come out… you might not even notice straight away, it’ll be that faint. And then you’ll catch yourself thinking about something or someone who has no connection with the past. Someone who’s only yours. And you’ll realize… that this is where your life is.

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